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- Why do you have to go to the bed ? Because it will not come to you.

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- What will support you when everyone else lets you down? Your legs.

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- What has no legs but runs every where? Water.

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- There is a clothing store in Bartlesville. The owner has devised his own method of pricing items. A vest costs 20$, socks cost 25$, a tie costs 15$, and a blouse costs 30$. Using this method, how much would a leather jacket cost? 65$.

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- When can you eat “soap” ? When you change the ‘a‘ to ‘u‘.

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- Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled. What am I? A rainbow.

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- Which fish is also a weapon? A sword fish.

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- What is black and white that goes round and round? A zebra on a round boat.

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- Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I ? A match.

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- Which bird likes to eat sawdust? A woodpecker.

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My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I? A violin.

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- Which letter of the alphabet is wet and salty? C (sea).

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Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, For what is beyond is what he or she seeks. What am I? A window.

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- What would you call a small wound? A short cut.

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