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#9 Ways to Deliver an Amazingly NG RI BO Presentation
#1by following convention Start Namaste to the chairperson, namaste to the distinguished guests, namaste to you all, namaste to the people who invited me here to speak, namaste and namaste for all this who I couldn’t mention.
#2by reading out from a note Start Alright, let me take out this note - written by my secretary. The note is only around 30 pages therefore I request you to pay attention to every word.
#3by making apologies Start Hi everyone. Please forgive me. I didn’t get enough time to prepare this one. In fact, I don’t even know what I’m going to talk about. Really sorry about that.
#4 traffic Go one-way Deliver your presentation without giving the audience any chance to interact. The effect is even greater if you slideread or read your notes all the way.
#5in a monotone Speak Talk in a monotone, audience will feel a constant drone like buzz in their ears and will eventually lull into the sleep mode.
#6 words Use filler I mean you can sort of understand this you know concept of ummm equality between you know two genders is ummm never going to you know work.
#7 making excuses End by If you didn’t understand my presentation, I’m really sorry. I should have prepared for your level. I can happily email you the slides.
#8 with a Q&A Ending Umm, what was your question? Let me go back to slide no. 52. Does that answer your question? I can read it again if you want me to. Hope that clears your query.
#9 exceeding the given time End by I know my time is up but I still have 37 slides to go and 13 mins to rant. So don’t sleep yet. I’ll need your 30 more mins.
Start by following convention reading form note making apologies
Start by Middle following convention reading form note making apologies go one way traffic speak in monotone use filler words
Start by Middle End by following convention reading form note making apologies go one way traffic speak in monotone use filler words making excuses finishing with Q&A exceeding the time
Follow those 9 tips and be amazingly boring!!! Pics: Internet